The John Wilks Booth 

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

The John Wilks Booth by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Nasty Wilky 

When you take a big enough shit that it clogs an industrialized toilet.

Nathan: Bro don't go in there i took a nasty wilky

Ryan: God dammit, where am I supposed to take my shit?

Nasty Wilky by Taye Biddle November 14, 2011

Wilki-kind 

The wilki-kind is an army of sporelings which plan to take over the world with their leader wilki in charge. Sporelings are created either by wilki boi spunkying someone or they can be automatically released from certain portholes around his sexy body.

The wilki-kind is an unstoppable force and has possessed one of our best...Gibbo

Wilki-kind by WilkiPedia April 21, 2019

wilkie 

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating

wilkie by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020

Wilker 

tall white dude that eats cheese

the wilker raided my fridge

Wilker by ScottishCheeseMaker February 20, 2023

The Wilkerson 

The act of violently and randomly smashing something to the ground, either out of a persons hands or from a surface. Commonly done to books in people's hands, cups full of liquid, or any possession that one may carry.

I was walking down the hallway when a random dude came up and did the Wilkerson on my slushy.

The Wilkerson by Bernie King March 8, 2011

matthew wilkins 

Noodle eater

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.

matthew wilkins by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013