by Light Joker December 3, 2006
Get the scoff mug.Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
by Mahabarat February 20, 2010
Get the Smyffed mug.Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.
Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.
by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
Get the scoffer mug.That girl is soooooo smoofy!
This word was created in 1990 in Meridian, MS to express a deeper level of coolness and awesomeness.
This word was created in 1990 in Meridian, MS to express a deeper level of coolness and awesomeness.
by Kevin Harrison May 10, 2006
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Good morning! Care for a smuffin?
by smudder November 22, 2010
Get the smuffin mug.smooth and soft = smoft
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
by batrider March 31, 2011
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