Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

Schpank

The act of repeatedly slapping one's face with your penis after a goooooooooood sexin'

Man oh man, after she sucked my dick like that, i just couldn't resist the urge to give her a schpanking!

by I'///m Gangsta June 20, 2003

schrank

Functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. In the verb usage, to be "schranked" implies being fucked with to the nth power.

Noun: "I put my schrank in your bait box."
Verb: "Honey, I schranked the kids!"

by sungodRa April 15, 2008

schmancter

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003