Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

Schwank

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

by Sun355 May 4, 2007

Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

by Doug Swallows August 22, 2007

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009