boredgasm

A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.

During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.

by annieoakley March 1, 2010

beergasm

When the foam, or "head", of a beer shoots at you upon opening it.

My beer just had a beergasm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

bonegasm

The feeling of relaxation when laying down on a bed and you feel all your bones just absolutely melt, releasing all the tension in your body. Sometimes accompanied by moaning really loudly out of comfort

After coming back from work, I literally had the biggest bonegasm as soon as I got into bed

by StarlightEclipse December 27, 2021

Bauergasm

When a girl reaches climax merely from listening to Jack Bauer talk.

HOLY SHIT! I was watching 24 last night, and his voice made my bum vibrate so much I had multiple Bauergasms!

by BettyBottomsup April 22, 2010

boogergasm

The act of removing a booger so big from your nose, it gives your nose a nosegasm

I went camping into the mountains for a week and later when I picked my nose, that damn booger almost gave me a boogergasm

by OneSickPuppy January 12, 2017

Boredgasm

When you have have nothing do so you masterbate.

I was grounded all weekend so I decided to get a boredgasm.

by Boredgasm 64 May 10, 2019

Borgasmord

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

by OwningKristina March 26, 2020