When a person puts off doing something they don't want to do, by doing something they don't want to do, a little bit less.
Bobby had to visit his mother-in-law, but he decided to fauxcrastinate, by getting his prostate checked instead.
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A fake vacation from work. Time spent doing work away from the office...under the facade of a vacation.
She claimed she was taking a one week hiatus to St. Maarten with the girls, but Ngozi turned the trip into a total fauxcation. She called clients on her Blackberry during massages and checked her e-mail while "lounging" on the beach.
by Chichia December 29, 2008
Get the fauxcation mug.1) Insincerely treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; ironic flippancy.
2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.
It's meta.
2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.
It's meta.
Everybody thought Bob was being facetious when he said that he wanted to commit genocide, but he was actually being fauxcetious.
by [zero]Sum August 7, 2011
Get the fauxcetious mug.An insecure female or male who pays for their own professional photo shoots in order to claim that they are a model however they have never "modeled" or been paid to be in the profession. These pictures usually end up on Facebook or other social media in an attempt to get attention however the "model" is usually pitied or ridiculed for being so pathetic as to attempt such a desperate grasp for attention.
Did you see Betty's posted more fauxdel pics on Facebook? Yeah, how pathetic. I heard she offered to model for Goodwill Industries for free and they turned her down.
by cschieffer February 22, 2014
Get the fauxdel mug."Why does Brett's fedora have those weird looking lines on the stitches?"
"Oh, it's because it's a fauxdora."
"Oh, it's because it's a fauxdora."
by Zak Keeping October 18, 2008
Get the Fauxdora mug.Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!
Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.
Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.
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