4 definitions by cschieffer
by cschieffer July 8, 2009
A person posing as a journalist or a journalist, who is a piece of shit, who spews false information with the intention of keeping the population in fear on any topic. Their intention is to keep the population in fear for the purposes of control or manipulation for a predetermined political agenda.
Hey Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper is a better Journoterrorist than you. Nielsen has provided feedback which indicates his lies about Covid19 have resulted in more fear, depression and suicides, even more than all the liars on Fox News, MSNBC combined! Also, he has a tiny pee-pee!
by cschieffer January 5, 2021
The act of attempting to pick someone up in a bar after you realized that closing time is rapidly approaching. This usually begins within one hour of a bar closing.
by cschieffer March 14, 2010
An insecure female or male who pays for their own professional photo shoots in order to claim that they are a model however they have never "modeled" or been paid to be in the profession. These pictures usually end up on Facebook or other social media in an attempt to get attention however the "model" is usually pitied or ridiculed for being so pathetic as to attempt such a desperate grasp for attention.
Did you see Betty's posted more fauxdel pics on Facebook? Yeah, how pathetic. I heard she offered to model for Goodwill Industries for free and they turned her down.
by cschieffer February 19, 2014