fauxdel 

An insecure female or male who pays for their own professional photo shoots in order to claim that they are a model however they have never "modeled" or been paid to be in the profession. These pictures usually end up on Facebook or other social media in an attempt to get attention however the "model" is usually pitied or ridiculed for being so pathetic as to attempt such a desperate grasp for attention.

Did you see Betty's posted more fauxdel pics on Facebook? Yeah, how pathetic. I heard she offered to model for Goodwill Industries for free and they turned her down.

fauxdel by cschieffer February 22, 2014

fauxtella

The store brand and generic varieties of Nutella.

This Nutella like product from Aldi should be labeled fauxtella.

fauxtella by runbucky October 8, 2012

fauxmeless 

"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.

It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.

fauxmeless by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009

fauxdemic 

A fake pandemic meant to tighten the grip of governmental control on the people.

I can’t believe they are shutting down the United States for this bullshit fauxdemic!!!

fauxdemic by Boydsta00798033 November 25, 2020

Fauxdultress 

A fauxdultress is a female, usually young, who will pretend to have a boyfriend in an attempt to add mystique to her persona and to lure young men who are enticed by stealing a taken woman. Her native habitat is a bar, usually a small one where the drinks are cheap and men are plenty. She will find any way to meet guys. Most likely though, the fauxdultress will turn to her closest friends. A fauxdultress never fails to get some kind of being with a pulse in her bed.

Look at that girl in the corner with the floral print, tight-fitting dress and black pumps staring down all the business school students with receding hairlines. She is such a fauxdultress.

Fauxdultress by FauxdultressAccomplice December 4, 2010

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.

Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

fauxdestrian by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur May 8, 2018

Fauxdolences 

False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.

"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"

"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."

Fauxdolences by ericasisland February 18, 2013