bertuzzied

Being fucked from behind

man i just bertuzzied that girl so hard

by jamessmith111 March 1, 2009

todd bertuzzi

a. The best hockey power forward in the world during the 02-03 season when he got 97 points.at this time he played with the canucks He played on the Canadian olympic team this year and made them lose because of a stupid penalty.
b. The guy who destroyed Steve moore see pussy after moore hit naslund with a cheap shot and gave him a concussion, moore is now suing him after bertuzzi was suspeded for 20 games
c. The worst player on the vancouver canucks last year and was traded to Florida for Luongo in which the canucks will now win the stanley cup

Bertuzzi sucks
Did you see beruzzi hit steve moore?!

Luongo is god
Todd bertuzzi

by hutchinso222 July 23, 2006

Berton

someone who is ugly and in their spare time they eat food.AND THEN THEY STARVE THEMSELVES AND ARE BALEMIC. a. berton is the most common of these species.

omg she is sucha berton!

by YOCRAZY345 November 21, 2010

bertuzzi

Power forward in the NHL, currently playing as a Canuck. He eats away salary cap for the Canucks, thus killing any chance of the Stanley cup. A great player, but always gets booed when he gets the puck, when hes not in Vancouver. Was suspended for 17 months. (Because of lockout, he isnt on the world record.) Has never regained his form since the 02-03 season. Is one of the toughest players around.

Bertuzzi's Salary: 5.337 mil a year.. on pace for 67 points.. eats up cap space, is in a slump. He needs to be traded, but Nonis didnt trade him.

by RyPe April 17, 2006

Bertman

a bertman is a person that usually drinks execessively. makes babys,excutes in crime related subjects,robs trains,smokes weed,always being acused,does or did smack,blow,crack,crank,possibly heroin on regualar basis,shoplifts,carries bazooka's, hand grenade, and lots of condom's usually has a 14 year old club we dont have any information about the club but if you hear anything about it run If you seen a bertman dontlet him get near you. Run fast call police as soon as possible call police. His friends are Mr George,doey,kelle aka horsesass watch out for a fellow named mick he kills people on a day to day basis

A bertman is sometimes a under-rated criminal seems nice but dont let him near you

by Prince Albert December 21, 2003

bertini

it is a type of martini that is non alcoholic.

Lets just say you dont want an alcoholic martini. so, instead of saying "virgin appletini please." you say, "I would love a apple bertini!!!" YAAA

Robert!

by Kerah February 26, 2008

Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007