Nosé Jose

A type of smother mother that spies on everything you do, and never respects your privacy.

Taken from the word no way jose and combining nosé (sounds like nosy)

Barney the Dinosaur: Oh I bet she's watching you type this sentence now. When will she stop monitoring you!?
BJ: I don't know, but at least I know she's a Nosé Jose!

by Dangdiddlydemon June 25, 2019

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nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.

Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."

by Lluuze January 26, 2020

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Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.

"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."

by VolatileLight April 13, 2020

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A nostalgic orgasm, fundamentally is when an individual is confronted with a bunch of items of various types (videos, video games, music, people, etc.) that all elicit nostalgia/a "sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past" (thanks Google for that) in that person (because all of these things are somehow connected to whatever that individual has experienced in the past) on a correspondingly (if not better so or less so) huge/tremendous/big/overwhelming/etc. scale, such that it resembles the overwhelmingly blissful feeling that you get when you orgasm/take drugs (which give you the feeling of many orgasms), except this particular brand of orgasm is not from sex or masturbating; it is caused by nostalgia. In simpler terms, this "nostalgic orgasm" feels like an orgasm that is caused by nostalgia on an overwhelming scale, so it is kind of different from an actual one but is fundamentally the same in that both give extreme amounts of pleasure (though they are different in their style of giving the pleasure, kind of like how Arabs and Americans are fundamentally the same in that they both are human beings who eat food, drink water, etc. but may do so in their own distinct styles).

Jeff opened up Google Chrome, went on YouTube, and then proceeded to open up a lot of tabs, on each a video containing something that he recognizes from his past, thus eliciting nostalgia in him, but on a huge, overwhelming scale, in turn causing him to have what Urban-Dictionary expert CreeperDude567 calls a "nostalgic orgasm."

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

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Nose Commando

DURING COVID_19: A person who has their mask only covering their mouth, not their nose as well. These people find having a mask over your nose unnecessary. They tend to be extremely annoying.

1: Dude! Did you see the waiter's mask?
2: Ya! She had it below her nose, then she sneezed all over our food!
1. So annoying! Such a 'Nose Commando'!

by Emma-NEM March 16, 2021

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