Old Western

The act of masterbation in which the hand is flipped 180° so the knuckles are facing up ward and the palm is down.

Joe and Sofia wanted to spice things up, so instead of a normal handjob, Sofia gave Joe and ‘Old Western’.

by Penis_____Face69 February 13, 2018

Pukin The Weener

1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala

Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl

by Darth_Vato13 June 25, 2008

weener

people who say 'smart guy'

smart guy up theres a weener and probably recommended my post for deletion because hes a bush lover, both kinds most likely.

by not smart guy August 15, 2003

weezer

a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me

stop touch another guys weezer

by suck my johnson April 30, 2007

weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.

Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.

by Mattersy January 20, 2005

western red cedar

It's a sex act. Not sure what kind, but it's gotta be something dirty.

"Does 'western red cedar' count as a sex act?"

by RickDwrecked November 17, 2017

Weezer

Loser

Yo that kid Johnny is a weezer

by It’s ya boy narco May 9, 2018