moochandise

Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.

It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!

by QuacksO June 7, 2018

Moochun

Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.

That knob is teaching Moochun no wonder he's a useless fighter.

by Max1984Harper August 5, 2018

Moocha

A fuckin huge fish you see when you put fishing, usually seen on a berley trail

Friend - did ya catch anything

Dory - yeah got me a moocha from the berley trail, we on!

by Shelvee January 17, 2019

Moksh Chugh

Moksh Chugh is a Guy that Has Crush On Every Second Girl Of This World. He's A Freaking Awesome Dude To Make But Something He's Annoying. Rest, He Has A Nice Natural and Loved By Everyone

Hey, It's Moksh Chugh The Crazy Lover

by Urban Di November 23, 2021

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

scooch a mooch

move up a bit

scooch a mooch i cant see!

by i.b.o.y December 9, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018