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any one of the couch-dwelling computer gamers indigenous to Georgia. a typical mooshu's life consists of waking up around 12 pm everyday, raging some face in local pubs, then getting stoned and watching tv on a couch, which they build from wood and cotton picked by their MoGGa slaves.
mooshu is a penguin
mooshu by a//coKe January 27, 2004
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Animal feces that have been stepped on by someone wearing shoes.
Look at that mooshu you just stepped in!
mooshu by LOLRAT April 17, 2006
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when something is exquisite or makes you happy
That is some good mooshu!
mooshu by Carter lapd December 15, 2023

mooshu surprise 

to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.
sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"

Mark Of Mooshu 

Mark of Mooshu 

The mark of mooshu is not shit nor should or will it ever be considered shit.
Mark of Mooshu by OrangeFello April 13, 2021
Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies.

However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them.

He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit.

..

Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"
Link: Hey Morshu, give me some bombs, will ya?

Morshu: Ummmmmmm, no way. You don't have enough rubies.
Morshu by GreenHamster72376 February 7, 2010