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moochandise 

Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.
It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!
moochandise by QuacksO June 7, 2018
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Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.
384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.
384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

Urban Dictionary Merchandise 

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.
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How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

hands off the merchandise! 

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."
Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

Napoleon Dynamite merchandise 

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.
Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...