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Buffalo

Buffalo is a shitty little city ran by a crazy-ass, inconsiderate neo-nazi hick who doesn't know how to govern a city millions of dollars in debt. There are no jobs, high gas prices, pollacks, irishmen, and mexicans. On the North and West side, you get shot up for wearing red. There is a zoo there aswell that cannot accomodate for it's animals. On the south side there are bars, pollacks and irish people. The East side is the buisness part of the city. It's also where the Buffalo Sabres home arena resides. Our suburbs are full of heroin. And our closest neighbour is Rochester and Canada. Buffalo was once a great city, full of job opportunities. What happened? Oh, the politicians are taking over! The Seneca Indians are taking back their lands (they didnt forget!) and making a shit load of money, and the St Francis football team resides 14 miles out of the city. 14th best in the world, ya know.
man b: there is so much to do in Buffalo!
Man a: Let's head over to J.P's pub later, aye Finnigan?
Man b: or we can go to the over crowded zoo!
man a: or go watch the sabres practice!
man b: or go to Canada!
man a: or Rochester!
man b: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU CRAZY?
by OMGOMGOMGOMG July 31, 2006
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buffalo

Irish in origin, closely related to BIFFO, this is a broader term that takes in a larger area. BUFFALO stands for "Big Ugly Fucker From Around Laois Offaly". If someone is displaying characteristics of a BIFFO but lives just across the county line, this all-encompassing term will fit the bill.
That Mick O'Dwyer is Buffalo King.
by Daithipj April 13, 2006
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Buffalo Smoothie

The act of defecating into someone else's anus, and then they defecate it back out into the original person's mouth. That person then hurls the defecation into a cup, and it is then enjoyed by both participants.
That guys really enjoys buffalo smoothies for breakfast.
by Judy Hebron October 9, 2008
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water buffalo

a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'
That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.
by dukepiemafia May 4, 2007
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Buffalo Beefsteak

When a man stuffs his rectum full of ground taco beef, shits it into the gaping asshole of another man or woman, then fucks them in the ass, catching the meat on a plate as it gushes out the sides. Both parties then eat the collected beef in a lovely candlelight dinner.
Tim gave Pat the ol' Buffalo Beefsteak yesterday and he's had the runs all day now.
by DJHyde August 27, 2013
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Buffalo

A town with no hope at all and is known as the toilet of America.
Wanna go to the toilet this Sunday to watch a game and laugh at all those losers in Buffalo?
by TheToiletOfAmerica September 17, 2015
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Buffalo

A person that wastes another's time
Eli is a buffalo

Faji is a Buffallo

Michal is not a buffalo

Simon is a buffalo

Sarah is not a buffalo
by Batsheva poratti March 13, 2017
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