simeonne

The person who doesn’t exist because no one knows how to spell or pronounce it correctly when seeing my name.

“It’s Simeonne (Sim-e-n) get it right.”

by Hella-Gay May 19, 2019

Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

Simon

Has a tendency to call himself retarded and be random. He like to say he is the 3rs

Retarded
Random
Reliable

Stop being such a simon

by Simo333 January 5, 2020

Símeon

He is hot, funny, fun, nice, cool, and great at singing

Look over there, it’d Símeon. OMG he is so cool and hot🥵😍🥰😘😋

by Snapchat: simeon.nielsen December 19, 2020

Simran Gaheer

A girl who looks like a guy and lives in sweats. AKA Uniqua Gaheer.

Friend 1: yo who was that guy u brought to that party last night?
Me: Oh that wasn't a guy that was my girl best friend Simran Gaheer
Friend 1: She looks like her name's Uniqua from Backyardigans
Me: UNIQUA GAHEER

by xGrilsluvmehx March 6, 2021