Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

ride of pride

The ride home after a guy gets laid. Usually a proud moment, unless the conquered was less than attractive. The opposite of the female walk of shame. Typically occurs after morning rush hour.

Dude,

I was late to work this morning and saw my neighbor doing the ride of pride. He looked too satisfied with a shit eating ear to ear grin on his face!

by phat al April 21, 2014

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

yee yee welcome to parie

it is a funny phrase to say when you are happy.

yee yee welcome to parie

by mollywizo June 17, 2019

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

ho(e) pride

Adjective. Any one person (gay, straight, lesbian, & etc.) having infinite sex with just about anyone they please and openly owning said title without giving a fuck as to what others have to opinionate on the matter. They love their promiscuity and will not let any other person make them feel less-than for "sleeping around" nor will they give power to the word ho(e) to be used against them in a derogatory manner.

I heard that bitch is the biggest hoe in town but she does not even care because the pride of being so slutty is a quality she strives to acquire.

I like sleeping around a shit ton and I will not let anyone deter me from having ho(e) pride 'cuz I love my extremely promiscuous lifestyle. If I am not hurting anyone physically nor breaking any law, and I take care of myself, then the acts I choose to do in bed should not matter to anyone else but me and/or the person(s) I am with. I am proud of being a ho(e) so long as I am single and with no commitments! #Ho(e)Pride

by El hoe paisa December 23, 2021

Toxic gay pride

The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.

David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?

Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.

Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.

David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.

Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.

David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.

David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!

Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.

by Thehamsaeye June 7, 2023