georgia tech

1. From the latin "Georgun" meaning complete lack of any attractive females, because they all balloon up on Varsity Chili Dogs and Juniors Chicken Tenders. and "Techius" meaning an asshole that has been spread wider than humanly possible by Physics II, Statics, Studio, Thermo and the 4 horsemen.
2. A hellish wasteland
3. A weird phenomenon in which even fat, nasty girls think they can be bitches because the ratio is so far in their favor.

When God made the Great Flood to wipe out evil from the earth, somehow Georgia Tech survived.

by Ecto-1 May 31, 2006

Lawrence Tech

An awesome engineering/architecture school in the Detroit area

Michigan's brightest go to Lawrence Tech

by randomdude255 October 27, 2010

Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004

Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

L tech

laughing slowly at first until it gradually increases becoming more and more noticable.

laughing around your friends uncontrollably for a while means your L tech (or laughing tech) is out of controle

by Assman3000 March 31, 2009

Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.

-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009

Trade Tech

Best place to learn a Technical Trade and get a well paying job, especially as an architectural draftsman, A/C repairman, Diesel engine mechanic, electrician, plumber or welder. The low cost of classes is a bargain, one of the best kept secrets in California's Higher Education.

If you need to learn 3D BIM CAD, just take CAD62 at Trade Tech. You will meet people there who will help you find a job. The alumni is great helping you get connected to the industry. You won't be able to find a similar class at USC, UCLA, Sci-Arc or Pomona, where they expect you to learn on your own or already know 3D CAD.

by latradetech January 10, 2010