Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018

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Lake Erie Pipeliner

The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.

Where's my man today? Oh he's at home in bed he was out late doing Lake Erie Pipeliners last night.

by Pjtitties January 7, 2020

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Lake Stevens

A quaint town with a train at the bottom of its lake.

Today I traveled to the quaint town of Lake Stevens.

by lakestevens March 24, 2020

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Lake Louise

A place in Banff National Park which every single college-aged girl from British Columbia or Alberta has gone to, with the only purpose being taking a photo for Instagram for their group or 8 friends to comment how hot they look and how big their rack is.

Jim: Hey, did you see Lucy’s post of her on vacation? She’s looking so damn fine.
Max: Who cares? She’s just another bitch who goes to Lake Louise for a photo shoot...

by ScaryManLivesInYourAttic April 10, 2021

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Lake Nona

White ass community that over charges for houses and the schools are gross and people get shot, and they drive fancy cars just to wreck them in fastfoods places (yeah the chipotle lady) people die in lakes and theres always somone running from the police in the woods, DONT MOVE HERE. filled with white kids that swear there in the hood

Person 1: so hey where do you live i live right up there in winter garden
person 2: oh in lake nona
person 1: *RUNS*

by FumbleWumble April 21, 2021

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