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facefuck my bookspace page

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.

it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!

that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.

i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.

i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011
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Adon on yellow pages

04112383068 is his number and you will always be satisfied to know that he loves sucking dick for a living so here is your chance
Oh Adon on yellow pages be my daddy would you and fuck me harder
by ya boi know it all June 6, 2019
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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Paedosexual

An individual who is attracted to minors but does not and has not engaged in any activity with them.
The dirty paedosexual needed mental help.
by ChartreuseDan October 29, 2012
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Six Pages

Phrase used to declare that you belive a certain white female has had sexual intercourse with a black male.

(Made popular by "asathecomic" on youtube)
Joseph: "Man, I think Mary is the one for me."

Jake: "Mary?!?, that girl who lives in the ghetto? Forget it, shes got a whole six pages."
by middienumba10 October 3, 2008
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paedophile

One who is sexually attracted to people who are below the
socially or legally accepted age of consent.
It is illegal in many countries for a 15 year old girl to have sex with her 16 year old boyfriend, but perfectly legal for a 16 year old girl to be shagged by her 60 year old uncle.
the law is a joke, and people are fickle and need someone to hate.
Paedophiles are the 21st century scapegoats for everything that goes wrong with people lives. They allow the masses not to take responsinility for bringing up their children. It is much easier to hate and blame someone else for their own fuckups.
I fucked my 15 year old girlfriend. This makes me a paedophile.

Man, that 14 year old looks at least 18.
by Pete____0003 August 31, 2008
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paedophile

Somewhat common misspelling of the word pedophile.
primero: Did you see the news? They threw another paedophile in jail.
segundo: You misspelled pedophile.
by armucat August 6, 2011
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