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Big hoop earrings, often with the wearer's name in script across the horizontal diameter. It's not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.
"Giirrl, my ears are killin' me from wearing these heavy-ass doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin' though, you know?"
by onthestrenf March 25, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!
by rhastings88 November 23, 2008
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Guy 1 "Man I had fucking door knockers today"
Guy 2 "I fucking hate those jehovah witness"
by Dorma February 02, 2011
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A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......
That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.
by binydeamon October 29, 2009
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Not what the name really seems. Should be re-worded to "nut knocker" but, what the hell, right? So the door/nut knocker is a sex move where as the women (or man) is providing hand or oral pleasure to the penis when the giver grabs the sack and starts beating it against the gouch, like a door knocker.
KRISTY TABING gives an awesome door knocker...i bet she practices..
by tator tot April 01, 2004
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