11 definitions by Monty S

walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

by Monty S August 7, 2007

pebbled

a little stoned, ie not too high

"I don't know if I want to get stoned, but I'll get a little pebbled."

by Monty S September 20, 2007

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 8, 2008

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S August 4, 2007

crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.

Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.

by Monty S April 3, 2008

mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.

by Monty S March 3, 2008

girltender

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male

These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.

by Monty S March 7, 2008