simp

army

your are a simp

by an Army's little brother September 2, 2021

Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

simp

“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.

INCORRECT -

Eww! You simp!

My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.

(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))

CORRECT:

Is that tenkoxanywomen?

Omg yeah! Simp!

(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)

by Real Fact Dictionary June 7, 2021

SIMP

S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President

i'am a SIMP

by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021

Simp

Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.

That guy is such a simp.

by IPrince May 15, 2021

Simp

A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Bro you a simp lol

by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021