Political definitions

A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.

Someone: Searches Joe Biden

*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*

Political definitions

by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary April 13, 2021

The defibrillator

When you're fucking someone and you're about to bust, pull out and bust into your hand and then rub your hands together and press it into their chest

Jack:I did the defibrillator last night
Michael:rate that

by Penis Pickler April 29, 2021

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

UD Definitions

They are so bad... Imagine this. You're just scrolling through your favorite website until you found something... disturbing; but then, the whole rest of the website is filled with them! That's kind of what this is. A wholesome list of disturbing garbage that shouldn't be here.

(Also, why can't we leave the "example sentence" as blank; and has to have the word you put it as the title? Fuck that shit.)

UD Definitions are almost always terrible, no matter what they are.

by Somario the Adventurater January 21, 2022

bambi defined corn lover

corn lover

the bambi defined corn lover is gay for dave and yeah corn

by bambiexpungedomg December 16, 2021

The definition of Adorable

Something you would call someone when they're being cute

"Jacob, you are The definition of adorable <3"

by Stikbugg May 12, 2022

real definiton

something urban dictionary

me: hey let me search up car on urban dictionary hopefully it is a real definiton
urban dictionary: sex

by door man who eats doors July 28, 2022