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Kissed on the dick

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.
Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.
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Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014
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dick stupid

when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.
"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."
by robert h. February 3, 2006
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Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.
Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.
by Professional Scold June 29, 2008
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Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
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sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
by TomD1969 January 12, 2011
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