blind51de

Canadian Net personality.

A tall drink of water.

"Who the f*ck is blind51de?"

by blind51de January 15, 2004

blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007

Blonde Blind

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Blind Pig

An illegal keg party where admission is charged.

Dude, we need your three bucks for that keg stand.

Dude, my fraternity was busted for a blind pig party last night.

by Nicole January 17, 2004

blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.

Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.

by Twatopussy March 6, 2009

Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!

My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.

by carrimosa March 25, 2009