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admission stamp 

When u have poo/mud on your shoe and u stamp on someones back during intercourse or in casual circumstamces
Boi 1 : why would you give that girl an admission stamp
Boi 2 : beacause she was a crutters ho-bag. And i wanted to wipe my feet!
admission stamp by zelllerd June 27, 2009

Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.
"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."
Nocturnal Admission by danjdber January 17, 2010

geek admission 

Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.
The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.

Ten Dollar Admission 

A term used to describe a party or activity where guests are encouraged to arrive under the influence of LSD. A tab of LSD will often cost around ten dollars, hence the name.

When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.
Guest: "Yo, man, whats the details for Saturday?"

Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"
Ten Dollar Admission by davidblue November 11, 2013

laugh of admission 

Having a response of laughter caused by personal identification of a situation.

"You laugh because it's true"
When Jake overheard a girl say, "my boyfriend finally apologized but i'm starting to think guys only say sorry to shut their girlfriends up," he chuckled to himself- a laugh of admission because he does it too.

Strategic Admission 

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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