picked up

Getting arrested for drunk driving.

Driving home from the bar last night I was picked up.

by networkguy May 15, 2009

pussy picker

pussy picker A girl who likes to insert her finger into her vagina.

Wendy is a pussy picker.

by kNicks1988 October 7, 2008

Draft Pick

A girl who is not of legal age but who's potential to be a looker is apparant.

"I'd say she's an early first round draft pick in a few years."

by Bob December 7, 2004

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

picking a wedgie

The act of pulling your underwear back into a comfortable position after a wedgie. The wedgie is usually a natural occurrence that happens to both men and women rather than from a bully. Such act is socially unacceptable and should be done in private (like in a bathroom) unless you're good at hiding it.

Joe: Hey dude don't you just hate it when your underwear makes your crotch uncomfortable?

Bob: Yeah. Picking a wedgie in public can be very hard.

by Weedblack May 14, 2016

pick

In American football, a pick is an interception. Usually the result of a quarterback hurrying a pass due to effective blitzing.

"Picked off! Look out!...Gets past Manning! And it's Tracey Porter, taking it all the way! TOUCHDOWN, NEW ORLEANS!"

by Resa from OK February 21, 2010

pickerel

back woods yokel, inbred mountain-folk.

dern pickerel stole my hawg.

by ivanus April 7, 2007