An old person version of "darn"
Dern! My balls are huge and droopy!
by JAMC89 April 30, 2009
gangster: yo can i get a dern

thug: word up
by wetfox November 10, 2009
A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
by The Dern Lord February 14, 2012
Darn it, commonly and most famously used by the janitor of Planet Express: Scruffy.
Hermes:"We are no longer giving out complimentary pornographic magazines in the lounge."
Scruffy:"Dern it."
by NigglesOcho February 13, 2012
cocain, blow, snort, butta, candy.
"I bought some derns in the club and it made me shit my pants."
by dms123 August 9, 2005
A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.
by Thatdude4554 October 10, 2015