dern 

a southern slang for darn

oh dern, he gone done it again

dern by redneck billybob August 17, 2003

Dern 

Dern means to be lame, bad, not good, stupidity

Ay bro dat shit you did was real dern

Dern by The_dern_legend78 June 16, 2022

Dern 

A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.

She can get the Dern all night long.

Dern by The Dern Lord April 4, 2012

dern 

An old person version of "darn"

Dern! My balls are huge and droopy!

dern by JAMC89 April 30, 2009

Dern 

A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.

Jesus H Christ, please kill me. I think I saw a Dern.

Dern by Thatdude4554 November 29, 2015

dern 

slang for cigarette

gangster: yo can i get a dern

thug: word up

dern by wetfox November 9, 2009

Dern 

A harsher method of referring to someone (or something) that frequently exhibits characteristics commonly seen as extremely "drenny," also referred to as "extremely nerdy" or any extreme adjectives of a similar nature. Dren is commonly used as a less abrasive variation.

Note: Dern came into use by means of a misspelling of the original phrase, "dern." Since then it has become a harsher word and should be used only when circumstances do in fact warrant it.

"The name's Bond. Covalent Bond."
"You are such a dern!"

Dern by Franny D February 27, 2009