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Horn-rimmed 

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right
"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
Horn-rimmed by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009

Horn Puppy 

One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.
"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"
Person 1: I guy ran over my leg yesterday.
Person 2: Thats horbs man
Horbs by kushpanda_enjoi November 27, 2012
A 90+ y/o who still has the gusto and wherewithal to suck some mean balls and wang and/or vag.
Once, after three neat vodkas, my hornbat great grandmother of 92 said, of her next door neighbor mowing the lawn, “god dammit, I’ll bet that boy is hung like a horse!”.
Hornbat by Luk2718 September 5, 2018

Cynthia Hornberger 

Cynthia, derived from the Greek Goddess Artemis of the hunt an moon is a nothing less of the Goddess who placed the name upon her. She is the something every man wishes for, a woman who is what they would love to have at the end of their story book when it says "And they lived happily ever after". Though majestic, Cynthia's take no notice to the beauty that falls upon them as they walk upon this Earth. They smile, gently, to everyone surrounding them and do everything they can to help everyone more than themselves. Cynthia's oft talk with their hands, describing the world around them with such life, life like they are filled with and bestow upon others. Often they are clumsy in a non-serious way though, it has been a problem to theirself as they cause shyness and embarrassment in the most adorable way of blushing. A Cynthia is very high spirted, letting nobody get her down though, her thoughts can do so at times only to bring on a good story that she writes and never shows. She accomplishes much with little effort and is confident of her every tasks outcome. She is a lover but, will fight when needed. She takes care of her family, especially if she has birthed a child. Any man is lucky to have a Cynthia, unlucky to have lost one. Cynthia's are the best thing to happen in a persons life, whether it be as family, friend or lover.
Cynthia Hornberger gives frequently to others, including the less fortunate (homeless), animals and more.
Cynthia Hornberger by Pat Tap August 25, 2012

Unicorn horn 

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn by Cut glitter December 4, 2016