10 definitions by Dirty Animals

Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

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Swashbuckling

Adverb used to describe an unusually large member. From the buckling effect on a lady's 'swash'.

Rachel's fanny was like a wizard's sleeve after her night of passion with Trey and his swashbuckling cock.

by Dirty Animals June 17, 2009

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Climping

The act of trimming one's labia with pinking shears for aesthetic and/or sensory purposes.

Tammy knew she was gonna be sore after climping, but this was ridiculous! It felt like she'd done the splits on a box of dynamite!!!

by Dirty Animals May 13, 2009

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Porn goggles

The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.

Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."

by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009

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Pork cheese

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

by Dirty Animals January 07, 2009

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Duffle

Verb used to describe the action of fornicating through the frayed hole in a urine-soaked hessian sack.

Sophie loved the feel of the sack-cloth rasping against her naked flesh while Adam duffled her.

by Dirty Animals August 04, 2009

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Foaming At The Minge

A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.

1) Fuck me, that guy was hot; I'm foaming at the minge!!!

2) Phhhhaaaooorrr; that guy was foamy!!!!!

by Dirty Animals February 12, 2010

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