backwoods bamboo

Slang term referred to Asian decent ethnicity people or person(s). That is a little more (F.O.B)-->(Fresh off the boat) than usual.

backwoods bamboo (ba' k' woo' dz' bam' boo)

1.Damn that bitch is backwoods bamboo. See that rice underneath her finger nails.

2.OMFG that backwoods bamboo gook is fresh off the boat with the serious (slant)<-- referred to intense angle of the upper eye lids of most (chinks) <---ethnic slur for chinese gook.

3.The only reason why his backwoods bamboo ass got that Killing Frenzy was because his family made that f*(ckn game.

by Thai Den October 27, 2008

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backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.

A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.

by Harizl March 21, 2008

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Backyard BBQ

First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.

After the backyard BBQ, girl needed a breath mint.

by Eohippus May 11, 2017

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Backyard bbq

A sexual act using bbq sauce as anal lubricant.

I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!

by ZombieTentacles May 21, 2016

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Backyard Wrestling Abortion

An abortion preformed by a wrestling move.

Will: I hear Laura got knocked up again?

Peter: Yea she did. but, Her boyfriend gave her stomach the people's elbow.

Will: Cool, thats called a backyard wrestling abortion, right?

by PanchoyPepe October 1, 2007

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