Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

Topher

Yall already know who he is

My name is topher

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

Tobee

The most racist, homosexual, sexist guy ever he hates all minorities and religions but loves taking loads from all of them.

Tobee: I hate minorites
P1: smash

by Chichae July 10, 2023

tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.

dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.

by cashguy July 25, 2023

Toleen

Toleen is the sexiest person alive or dead. She hella fine but is little bit crazy. She’s calls her bf bubi dudi frogger NIGNOG but it’s totally from a good place. She is so funny but a little slow HAHAH. Also she’s taller than all the girls you know so you should be careful or she’ll kick your ass. She’s afraid of animals but still takes care of them which is weird 🌝 but cute. Also she sends gifts from her bf to saudi and forgets about them 👀

Hey that’s Toleen! Khalid’s girl right?

Khalid says to fuck off or he’ll kill you if you look at her again

by Bubidudi August 31, 2023

Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.

Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.

by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023