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Seize The Day

A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.

Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!

Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!

Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*

A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
by Roccstar October 10, 2012
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shizer

dude i just saw this nasty shizer
by ben mccubbins July 8, 2003
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Size 9

when a bitch is pissing you off you kick her in the cunt with your size 9 shoe
John - Man this bitch was pissing me off
Matt - You should of given her the ol size 9
by Jezza88 October 13, 2008
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Fun Sized

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.
Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!

Jake: Dude, she was fun sized
by Duphuc January 9, 2019
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fun size

term used to discribe a very small penis.
wow, that guy has a fun size wang!
by ken j January 8, 2006
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bite-sized twinkie

a younger version of a twinkie
sloot bitch and airhead in training
pre-teen aged.. 9-12
wears releaving clothing and pretends to have breasts
aspires to be a sloot
ok there is NO WAY those bite-sized twinkies should be wearing that much makeup... they're like 9!
by Sunshine December 14, 2004
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shakyle size

1) something abnormally small*

2) an oddly shaped object*

3) a combination of both terms*

*usually referring to a male's penis.
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1) Bro, that pencil is so shakyle sized.

2) The stuff inside a lava lamp is shakyle sized

3) Yo, that shell is shakyle sized.
by jepwner May 8, 2011
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