smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.

Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.

by tuftskins January 10, 2010

Smoodiver

Refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

A person who goes down on the smoo. Can be a male or female.

Derivation is from a New Zealand sketch comedy show called Moon TV.

Derek: "Man, I love to munch on the pussey"
Jeff: "Really?"
Derek: "Yeah bro, I'm a smoodiver from Nam"

by Smoodiver April 12, 2010

smooth sack

Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.

"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."

-Spencer Sotelo 2014.

"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."

by nchapi July 25, 2014

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.

Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.

by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009

Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.

Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.

by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012