29 definitions by tuftskins

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A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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A lazy, paper-shuffling government worker. Bureaucrap's main duty is spending all money they are allotted by any means necessary, then asking for more the next fiscal year. Bureaucraps perpetuate the problems they are assigned to solve, as this is job security.
Upon realizing there was still $200,000 in the department's budget, bureaucrap Dan successfully arranged five seminars dealing with "Diversity in a Mid-Level Management Paradigm."
by Tuftskins April 29, 2009
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A black spider. Not a Black Widow, since those are easily defined. Just one of those anonymous black spiders that probably have names, but only a professor who studies spiders would know them.
Lou: "Check out that nigger spider climbing the wall."

Skyler: "Ewwww! Get rid of it."
by Tuftskins June 01, 2009
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Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.

Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
It's 5 degrees in Spokane, WA, right now. Fuck Globull Warming!
by tuftskins December 09, 2009
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A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.
My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!
by tuftskins January 27, 2010
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1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
by Tuftskins May 02, 2009
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