A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.
If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!
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Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
After seeing the seven-explosion trailer for Timecop III, all the boys in Ms. Shull's 9th grade homeroom couldn't wait to see it.
by Tuftskins May 06, 2009
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Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
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"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
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While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
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Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
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The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
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