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A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.
If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the barkbagmug. 1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Get the penis candymug. A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.
Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"
Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
by tuftskins December 9, 2009
Get the sausage saloonmug. A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.
Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the duck callmug. A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.
Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.
by tuftskins May 22, 2010
Get the butt pickermug. A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.
My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!
by tuftskins January 27, 2010
Get the co-worthlessmug. From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the trootingmug.