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The Federal Government. The politicians, lawyers, journalists, bureaucrats, lobbyists, and other hangers-on who parade in front of TV cameras, trying to make us think they really matter.
So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
So named due the astounding preponderance of neckties worn by all involved.
Big Bear: "Looks like the Necktie Cult wants to raise taxes again."
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
Heather: "Mmmm. Good thing we're tax rebels!"
by tuftskins March 23, 2010
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Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
by tuftskins December 10, 2009
Get the Globull Warming mug.Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
by tuftskins January 10, 2010
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To put under a love spell. To completely intoxicate and arouse with a combination of mystery, humor, wit, sexiness, intelligence, spark, and dark passion.
To put under a love spell. To completely intoxicate and arouse with a combination of mystery, humor, wit, sexiness, intelligence, spark, and dark passion.
Matt: "Roger, what's up with you? You look like you're on Cloud fucking 9!"
Roger: "Ahh, I have been Farrowed, my friend. Sooo nice!"
Roger: "Ahh, I have been Farrowed, my friend. Sooo nice!"
by tuftskins March 20, 2010
Get the Farrow mug.1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Get the penis candy mug.Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.
The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.
This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.
This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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