presnapupied

When someone is preoccupatiod on Snapchat.

"Hi you did't Snapchat me you were presnapupied.

by Nene.c.0822 May 10, 2016

Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

prenatal care

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

I love dirty prenatal care to sluts an the ultrasound clinic

by Imthaap April 9, 2017

pregnando

The proper way to say it.

Yahoo question: how to find if a girl is pregnando

by Pulmig October 9, 2017

pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

Pregnancy

A terrible STD. Thankfully there is a cure to it called an abortion. Here's another reason of why to never have sex without a contraceptive.

Person : I'm pregnant!
Partner : OH DEAR GOD NO! NOT PREGNANCY! NOOOOOOOOO!

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 25, 2018