platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)

x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too

by andre_. September 28, 2021

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

Star-Kink

When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &

He/she "takes you to The Stars"
👽👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🛸
🎇🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🎇

So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
🤪👽🛸👅

by THEESLINGUIST11 July 23, 2023

thug kink

An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.

I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.

by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

sky kink

The act of railing in the sky turning you on.
Usually on a plane

“Yo did you hear Jake has a sky kink?”
“Yeah I found that out after I went on a trip with him and his girlfriend last month”

by Bangchans_bestie July 16, 2022

piss kink

you have one lmao fkn weirdo

jess: you look like you have a piss kink-

sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense

by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021