rectitude

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj

i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.

by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

by BosHog October 19, 2009

recthead

a person with a rectangle-shaped head, or the head itself. Also may be used to mean someone with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a recthead.

On Sunday, December 28, 1986, Jamie and his friend Matt went box-sliding downhill, and lost their pom-pom snowhats, due to their big rectheads. Robert, Matt's little brother, always goes bareheaded, because he, too, has a recthead, and even is a recthead, himself. Mike, who just happened to witness it, was wearing a plain snowhat, and an overcoat, and thought,"What big rectheads Jamie, Matt, and Robert all are! I mean, to wear POM-POM snowhats, and not plain ones? Plain snowhats are the ideal snowhats these days! And to wear JACKETS, and not overcoats? Really! Such BIG rectheads!

by MadScientistTrio70 February 5, 2014

Recite Dead Meme Feburary

Post one dead meme on your account for each day of February.

Thanks to Recite Dead Meme Feburary, Harambe has come back from the dead!

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 18, 2018

random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

by UrbanAg December 26, 2009

Rectifier

Someone who always tries to make things right between people.

Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!

by voluptuous October 8, 2008