by Pizza'man April 30, 2020
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neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.
Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?
That fatty got neck cheese
That fatty got neck cheese
by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023
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Get the neck gaiter mug.The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).
Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
by ggr July 15, 2013
Get the Neckbeardistan mug.When your friend be doing some dumb shit so you need to be discipline them with a firm slap on the neck.
by neck,necking,dumb thot December 11, 2017
Get the That's a neck mug.One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.
Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."
Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."
Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"
by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010
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