chopstick

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses
by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020
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I

I: *exists*
Lamp: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
by SomeAsianGuyWannabe May 08, 2021
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arigato gozaimasu

Guy 1: Arigato gozaimasu!
Guy 2: Speak fucking English
by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020
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neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get
UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.
by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 26, 2020
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