SomeAsianGuyWannabe's definitions

chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

arigato gozaimasu

thanks for doing something in Japanese

Guy 1: Arigato gozaimasu!
Guy 2: Speak fucking English

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

I

gets crushed by a lamp.

I: *exists*
Lamp: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe May 8, 2021

neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 26, 2020