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Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
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Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
by The F P February 22, 2011
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Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
by Eminem October 14, 2003
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ninja wank

verb: to masterbate in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. A skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them sexually but must still fulfill their sexual needs.
She said she had a headache, so I waited until she went to sleep and ninja wanked.

Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!
by tinygoat June 6, 2005
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Wank boy

Someone who sends girls videos of themselves masterbating, while intoxicated and claims they were hacked.
Isn’t this your boy?
Meek is a wank boy
by MeekIsAMeme December 6, 2019
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sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating
Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds
by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx April 6, 2018
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