Teats

A pair of Breasts

"Lick my black teats!"

by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004

Tetsu

a bass player in l'arc en ciel and also the name of malice mizer's first vocalist

by someone October 27, 2003

textstracted

when you are in the middle of something, (eating, reading, texting, talking... but not limited to these things) and an text comes to your phone, you proceed to try and do both things, or completely stop everything to check the text.

Billy had to have jane repeat herself, he was textstracted while she was talking to him. He blamed it on bad cell reception.

by cootiesun January 13, 2011

as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

by Micky June 5, 2003

Textspeak

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.

Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.

by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

tattsterpiece

An individual or collection of tattoos of a masterful design.

Stephen removed his sleeve and showcased the tattsterpiece on his arm.

by md278 September 10, 2011