tets 

Irish for tits

liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!

tets by Wise Man July 15, 2003

tets 

saggy man boobs on a hispanic middle-aged man.

I went into the Nike outlet store and tried on a shirt that showed my tets. Ay caramba!

tets by acamale October 19, 2009

Tets 

Tets has 4 different meanings.
1. Tets is test but misspelled. (ex. "I have a tets today..)
2. Tets is a word for tits. (ex. "can i feel your tets?)
3. Tets is a word for drugs (ex. "dont do tets.")
4. Tets is a word for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ex. "Hey, do you watch tets?")

Hey, do you watch, do, have, or want tets? (using every meaning)

Tets by tetsgirl September 9, 2020

Tets 

Short Hand Word for the male testicles.

1) Adam's Tets were poking out his boxers

2) Phillipa poked Jason in the Tets

3) His Tets are the size of Lemons

Tets by Tets-astets March 28, 2010

TETS 

An extremely poisonous pesticide that should never have been made at all. TETS is short for tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,which has a peculiar "cage" chemical structure similar to some compounds found in camphor. TETS is odorless and tasteless and causes violent convulsions in all animals and humans. The pesticide is found in the People's Republic of China and has caused several cases of poisoning there, and sometimes finds its way here in the US, sold illegally by street vendors, where it has caused one fatal case of poisoning. One of the most insidious things about TETS is that it accumulates in the tissues of animals exposed to it and remains unchanged in the enviroment for years.

The Chinese authorities have reported several cases of poisoning from TETS.

TETS by pentozali November 1, 2007

tets 

abbreviation for tetrabytes. For reference: one tetrabyte is equal to one thousand gigabytes.

I'm running this system with four tets of hard drive.
Check out the tets on this 'bitch' (pc).

tets by Octavio Jimenez October 1, 2007

Yer dogs got tets 

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

Yer dogs got tets by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018