tents 

1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn

1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!

tents by BRW January 11, 2008

Tents 

An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.

Tents!

Tents by Benejeseret May 31, 2009

Tents up 

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it

Tents up by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

whataburger tents 

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

whataburger tents by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

playing tents 

Wanking Under a Duvet

George was playing tents when we went on holiday last year.

playing tents by Camo145 May 9, 2008

as camp as a row of tents 

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

as camp as a row of tents by Micky June 5, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents 

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

camp as a row of pink tents by cracky March 1, 2003