twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

twaft

Something that sucks so much you can't even describe it.

Science is so twaft.

That person is such a twaft.

by harnky April 28, 2011

twasty

Nasty trashy and wacky

That girl over there with the tatoo on her butt is twasty.

by TwastyGirl June 8, 2015

twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.

Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.

by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018

twasin

A guy who comes off as rude but actually is very kind,calm and sweet.Always there to help others.Also he’s very pleasing to look at.He usually doesn’t talk much but he’s very funny and he’s a professional in roasting people.

“I wanna be twasin when I grow up!”
“This twasin guy is very hot.”

by 783256 November 24, 2020

twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

twatflap

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.

"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"

by Slimbun September 12, 2006