2 definitions by Dibber

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

Berkshire

God's own country, come on URZ

Fuck off Swindon sheep-shagger, Berkshire is civilised.

by Dibber April 19, 2005