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TWASF

Typed With A Straight Face
Say this whenever you’re upset at someone for saying lol or lmao to soften their blow
person: “no lol
you: “yeah that was twasf..”
by weakhotspot June 16, 2019
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I think its "who", but really not.
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by Incorrect definition December 9, 2019
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Twysface

A person who is an avid user of all three main social networks including Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.
I have done nothing but Twysface online all day today.
by TeronTheDon April 21, 2009
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Tasfia

One of the most awesome, amazing people you can ever meet in your life. She is one of the bubbliest, quirkiest, energetic people you'll know. She's shy at first, but soon you'll know how crazy she can be. Tasfia has a great sense of humor and is known for making dumb, stupid jokes from time to time and her awesome stories about her crazyass life. Might not be the best singer or the best at British accents, but she has a heart of gold and unbelievably kind. It is possible she went out of her way to help a tourist from Switzerland find her way to her hotel before. Although she probably grew up in the most ghetto/ Dominican places of the South Bronx a.k.a Fordham and secretly has a very dirty mind, she still remains to be very gullible and innocent. Tasfia is known to be a freakishly ticklish. She has beautiful long, black hair, and a loud, lovable laugh. She is incredibly smart, aces all her classes, and will probably have an IQ over 140. She'll have several friends, but two best friends whom she shares stupid, crazy adventures with and tell everything to (le meeeee!) It takes time to know her, but once she lets you in, there's no turning back. She's the sweetest girl on earth who has your back with everything and will be there for you when you need it most. She is destined to do great things in this world and there's no stopping her. Tasfia is amazing and often doesn't realize how much she means to those around her, especially to her best friend Takia <3.
Derp: Damn, that girl is such a Tasfia.
by Ms.McDonell April 24, 2013
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twatfax

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.
Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
by rpattz May 23, 2008
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Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.
Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"
by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010
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twasterd

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell
by gel&kate September 9, 2010
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