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speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection
i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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Speedobear

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless
**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear
by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010
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Reverse speedos

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!
The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!
by 192DUG December 19, 2011
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Speedofile

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
by Smed69 February 18, 2005
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Speedo meat

1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.
'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'
by Dogfrog September 8, 2007
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speedo

i small swim suit that are like briefs but is water proof. people were these on the swim team and in water polo.
i love to wear a speedo
by asdf123456789 September 25, 2010
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speedophile

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
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