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Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
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shitstorm

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.
Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.
by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
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Shitsturbation

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.
Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
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shitstain

An utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence.
Lyle Wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race. That sawed-off cum-sucking fuckhead would make a good cop.
by fingerman December 29, 2004
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Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta
No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!
by Mysta D May 12, 2009
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Shiesty Doubler

A custom sandwich comprised of a few key standard ingredients, The sandwich must sound like something you'd never actually want to eat, but 9/10 times tastes amazing. This particular sandwich is usually created while intoxicated.

Sandwich Rules:
- A Shiesty Doubler must contain the following, as a standard.
- English Muffin in three pieces. Top, middle, bottom.
- Cream Cheese
- Jelly (any kind, Jam works as well)
- Toasted for no less than 2.5 minutes
- Must contain more than 6 ingredients

Thus far, known DELICIOUS combinations include:
- English Muffin, Broccoli, Creme Cheese, Jelly, Popcorn, Provalone Cheese, Steak Sauce, Ham, Toasted for 4 minutes.
- English Muffin, Spaghetti, Creme Cheese, Cherry Jelly, Steak Sauce, American cheese, Ham, Turkey, Toasted for 2.5 Minutes.

The Shiesty Doubler is up to you ultimately as long as the base rules are followed for creating it. They're delicious, and often far from nutritious!
Woah, We've been drinking all night...what should we make for breakfast? How about some Shiesty Doublers!
by Kevin... January 7, 2008
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Shitetanium

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.
Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....
by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009
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